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"Here's a tip: if you are ever lucky
enough to encounter the sumptuous Niki Gudex, don't suggest
going for a bike ride.
As one of Australia's foremost downhill
racers, even a casual pedal is liable to leave you exhausted
and humiliated.
No, better to admire her stellar career
in racing so far - she finished second in the recent Australian
national downhill series - and her beguiling figure - which
needs no explanation - and then hotfoot it down to the pub,
where atleast your form isn't so far off the pace."
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